Live Laugh Toaster Bath T-Shirt
Live Laugh Toaster Bath T-Shirt
Embrace the dark humor with our "Live Laugh Toaster Bath" t-shirt, perfect for those who appreciate sarcasm served on a blackened silver platter. This shirt isn't just a piece of clothing—it's a statement, a conversation starter, and a witty jab at the mundane. Whether you're lounging at home, hitting the gym, or just trying to make it through another day, this shirt's got your back (literally).
Choose your style:
Premium: Heavyweight T-Shirt | Comfort Colors 1717
For the connoisseurs of high-quality tees, our Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt is your new best friend. Made from thick but breathable 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt is super soft, ensuring maximum comfort whether you're roasting marshmallows or roasting life's absurdities.
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
- Yarn diameter: 20 singles
- Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
- Relaxed fit
- 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
- Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Budget: Unisex Classic Tee
Looking for something light and breezy? Our Budget tee is soft, lightweight, and has just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all—ideal for those days when you're pretending to have your life together.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Sports Jersey: Unisex Mesh Sports Jersey
Ready to break a sweat or just break the ice with your edgy humor? Our Unisex Sports Jersey is made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, providing optimal ventilation and comfort. Perfect for intense workouts or leisurely strolls to the fridge.
- 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
- Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
- Relaxed fit
- Elastic and durable
- Side-seamed construction
- Extended length
- Short raglan sleeves
- Binding on collar
- Classic round neckline
Why You'll Love It:
- Unique Design: Stand out with a sarcastic quote that screams your unique sense of humor.
- Comfort First: Whether you choose Premium, Budget, or Sports Jersey, each style is crafted to provide the best comfort.
- Versatile Wear: Perfect for lounging, working out, or making a bold statement wherever you go.
Perfect For:
- Dark humor enthusiasts
- Fans of sarcasm
- Anyone who appreciates a good laugh
Size Guide:
PREMIUM
WIDTH B (inches) | LENGTH A (inches) | SLEEVE C (inches) | |
S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
WIDTH B (cm) | LENGTH A (cm) | SLEEVE C (cm) | |
S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
BUDGET
LENGTH A (inches) | WIDTH B (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
4XL | 34 | 30 |
LENGTH A (cm) | WIDTH B (cm) | |
S | 71 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 56 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
SPORTS JERSEY
LENGTH A (inches) | WIDTH B (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 19 ¾ |
M | 28 ⅜ | 20 ⅞ |
L | 29 ⅛ | 22 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 23 ¼ |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 24 ⅜ |
LENGTH A (cm) | WIDTH B (cm) | |
S | 70 | 50 |
M | 72 | 53 |
L | 74 | 56 |
XL | 76 | 59 |
2XL | 78 | 62 |