Goth Mama Heart Patch

Introducing our 'Goth Mama' embroidered heart patch – the perfect accessory for all the darkly delightful matriarchs out there. Crafted with 26% cotton and 74% polyester, this 3″ (7.6 cm) diameter patch boasts quality that's as enduring as your eternal love for all things goth.

With attachment options including iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin, it's as versatile as it is stylish.

Iron on instructions, fit for a gothic queen:

1. Select your chosen garment – whether it's a battle-worn vest or a cloak fit for a midnight stroll through the cemetery.
2. Lay your chosen canvas flat and awaken your iron, setting it to its darkest, most brooding mode (no need for steam here).
3. Prepare the patch's destination by ironing the chosen spot with a touch of reverence.
4. Envelop the patch in the protective shroud of a sacrificial black tee, shielding its delicate threads from harm.
5. Press down with purpose, allowing the iron to infuse the patch with the essence of your dark desires. Hold for 25 seconds on each side.
6. As the patch cools, test its grip with a gentle caress. Should it still yearn for greater security, repeat the ritual until its bond is unbreakable.
7. For those who seek eternal stability, reinforce the patch's connection with your realm by stitching it with the precision of a sorceress.
8. Grant the patch 48 hours to fully assimilate into its new home, weaving its dark magic into the very fabric of your existence.

But heed this warning: Treat your patch with the reverence it deserves. Overwashing may lead to its untimely departure from your realm. Should cleansing be necessary, immerse it in the cold waters of oblivion and allow it to air dry, preserving its dark allure for eternity.


So go ahead, embrace your inner goth mama and let this patch be your darkly humorous badge of honor. 

Get yours now and show the world that even in the depths of darkness, there's room for a little laughter... and maybe a touch of eyeliner.